He just informed me that our house has 3 bath tubs – 2 upstairs and 1 downstairs (yep, I was aware of that bud :))

 

“What, I’m not an octopus?” (when you are coming back from daycare pickup and work and he’s carrying his cup and you are carrying a coffee cup, backpack, work bag, purse, keys, wallet, etc)

 

 

 

 

 

 

“I can smell some Pringles” –  I was not aware Pringles had a scent

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He’s been REALLY into football this season. When the players get together to huddle, he says “ooh, they are making up a plan”

 

Out of bounds is “out of balance” – I just can’t correct this one…

 

“Uh oh, he was going to die them” – about Camp Cretaceous and dinosaurs (a current favorite)